Ok, One More. New Dollhouse Poster

It's kinda pretty.

'Dollhouse' Gets More Whedon-y

It has been confirmed that Summer Glau (of Firefly and Terminator fame) will officially join the cast of Whedon's Dollhouse for it's second season. Glau will have a recurring role that is mostly shrouded in secrecy aside from the fact that she has past relations to Echo.

Also joining for a recurring role is Alexis Denisof (Wesly Wyndham-Price) who will be a US Senator trying to bring the house down.

If that wasn't awesome enough, also listed to appear are Jamie Bamber (hottie mchotterson from Battlestar Galactica) as well as Michael Hogan from Battlestar. Probably the largest casting announcement is Oscar winner Keith Carradine (Deadwood, Dexter) joining as a nemesis of DeWitt's.

Gah, I'm so excited for it to start.

DJ AM (I'm Told He Was Famous) Died

Just over a year after barely making it out alive from his plane crash, DJ AM was found dead in his apartment with a lot of crack. Kudos.

So wait...he escaped death....he died....AND there's a new Final Destination movie coming out? Coincidence? I think not.

DUN DUN NA DUN DUN NA: Actually Funny 80s Sketch

I know I try to bring you new things...but Jesus took them all and he won't share. So enjoy this from when I was all infant-y fresh

C'mon Get Happy: Clouds

London artist Stuart Semple released over 2,000 of his 'happy clouds' into the air. The one they seem to focus on the most, sadly was a down syndrome happy cloud (note the intended cranium). He ran out into traffic and was mutilated/used for a car wash.

New Moon Trailer Reactions. Or: Fat Girls Squealing

Can you imagine what the world would be like if every Twilight fan had a gym membership instead?


Well, skinnier...is what I'm getting at.

Christopher Nolan Does Something Not Involving Christian Bale

Inception @ Yahoo! Video

Instead he has Jack Dawson in the future with revolving flying man rooms. Logical progression for Titanic 2 in my opinion.

Titanic 2: Flipping City Ship of Doom (featuring Juno too)

I'm totally gonna watch it.

Need: Human Ingredient Tee

So this is a tee shirt (clothing) that lists all of our ingredients (things) that make us up. Mine would be slightly similar except it would say:

90% awesome
6% sex
3.4% cheese
0.6% urine

I think that adds up to 100, if not...I'm either slightly more or less of a man than you are.

2 Hot(ish, more nerdy adorable) Guys In The Shower

That sideways grin, the idea of two of them, the shirtlessness...give me a minute

::wipes hands on pants::

Yes, so it's not that hilarious, but he's pretty ridiculously cute. Watch it and be amused, or tell me I'm losing my touch, your call.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

10 Weirdest Theme Parks/Attractions

Odee.com has compiled a list of the most unusual theme parks from around the world. I, personally, want to take a ride on the Great Expectations Log Flume, the only way Dickens isn't dry as a bone. (hey-oh) Check out the list here

Thanks to Matt for the tip.

What The Fraking Frak? "Winkers"

Everything that has ever been wrong has congregated in this man's brain. It's result? Ass cheek winking, or talking ducks.

Some Tank And Spank

If you've seen "The Guild", you'll find this some kind of ungodly hilarious. If you haven't, well you're not a person. You're a small turd.

Eek! Rat Eating Plant Discovered

This monstrosity beauty was discovered in the Philippines. It's the largest of all pitcher plants and it dissolves rats and insects with the enzymes from it's innards. Um. Gross. Read it all here.

This Is No Time For Glitter!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Funny, and...eerily accurate.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

What The Gay Hell? Peaches "Lose You" Video

Absolutely brilliant. I may be speechless from the brilliance. A form of brilliance speechlessness, if you will.

Blog World: Snacks & Shit

This absolutely delightful blog collects all the best of the worst of the well that's all they really have to offer of the lyrics of the rap world. I dare you to add more of the's in that sentence. Dare. Check out the full ever-growing list here.

New Natalie Imbruglia? "Wild About It" Video

I heart it, but I also heart anything that reminds me of when I was 12. Except spontaneous erections.

Sweet! Florence + The Machine "Drumming" Video

I heart her. I also heart elbow tennis and green rotini.

Over My Level 80 Rogue's Temporarily Dead Body

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This is exactly how Jared and I will be if we ever adopt. Oh wait we did adopt. Adopt awesome.

Milla Jovovich Is Still Extremely Hot

Just sayin'

Yes, I know how airbrushing works, but she's the only person aside from me who can look this pretty. True story.

That Conniving Bitch! Lady Gaga Steals From Roisin Murphy

Click on this picture so you can be sad about fashion plagiarism as I am. Just click it, it's like magic, but without the Jewish people. Oh No They Didn't compiled a list of several examples of Miss Gaga's lack of originality. Eh, it happens. I mean many people have stolen my awesome and become famous. Brad Pitt for example. And Ed McMahon? That punk's routine was all mine.

Choose Your Own Apocalypse

Slate has created this End of America game where you get to pick and choose your ultimate demise. Unless you're an elderly person, then Obama is already going to kill you, I hear. Watch your back granny. Check it out here.

Fun! Badly Placed Internet Ads

Buzzfeed has collected yet another list of awkwardly placed items. This time it's internet ads. I tried to think of something funny and I came up with this. _________________________________________________________________________________

God, I'm like the Jesus of comedy, without all those nails. Check out the list here

Blog World: We Have Lasers!!!!!!!!!!

Because every picture ever should have lasers. That's a simple Biblical fact. For example John 3:16 states that:

For God so loved the world that he gave his awesome set of lasers, that whosoever believeth in them shall not perish but have everlasting life.(and awesome awesome pictures)

Check out the blog here.

Thanks to Joanna for the tip.

I Don't Get It: Shake Weight

I mean my entire life pretty much has been moving in that motion. My arms are pitiful. What gives shake weight?

Eric Dane Lost His Shirt

and if anyone tries to help him find it, I will beat you with a radish.

Are we clear?

Are we clear??

Brazil Says Pee in The Shower

I have no issues with it, apparently it's revolting to some. To which I say it's not poo. Or lemon juice. Or Harry Potter.

Scotch Tape: You Can Now Check For Tumors At Home

So it seems that everyday Scotch tape, when used in conjunction with a vacuum chamber (because we all have one of those lying around) can emit x-rays. Neat right? If you have cancer....IN SPACE (echo echo echo). Check out the story here.

Thanks to Emily for the tip.

I Could Watch This: New Melrose Place

He's in it, supposedly. That's neat. I really didn't have much to write on here about it, just that he's pretty and at least 1/4th naked. Which is half of 74.

Blog World: My First Fail

So it's just a bunch of "cute" kids doing stupid things. It amused me. I don't see how being interested in penises is failing, but eh. I mean I did that when I was 6 or 7, but not on statues. I was the youngest person in Georgia with a restraining order. Check out the site here.

So blogger's picture upload is apparently fucked. So..just imagine a picture. Preferably one with unicorns and daggers.

EDIT I fixed it. Because I'm made of awesome

I'm Moving: Snuggies For Dogs

That's it. I'm going to Pakistan. I may die in some firefight, but I don't have to deal with this bullshit.

Mein Roseanne?

It's for Heeb magazine (whatever that may be) and I'm not sure the point, but I am sure of my love of Jewish gingerbread men. Nazi bastards.

New Bat For Lashes Video: Sleep Alone!

She is too interesting for her own good. It's actually (cue dramatic theme) UN-for her own good. I know. I'm so clever my spit is purple.

It's related.

Pretty Retarded: Douchebag Name Generator

It's stupid yes, but I could hardly argue with some of the results. I'm sure that they are (as the Iranians would say) infallible. Check it out here.

Billboard Placement Gone Terribly Awry

So, now we know what's behind all the woes of the world! You know who could have told you that? Satan. Buzzfeed has compiled a list of 15 inappropriate billboard pairs, Check them out here.