Star Wars Recruitment Posters

So there's a pretty randomly awesome series of recruitment posters for what I'm assuming is the Empire, although some of them seem to be looking for Victoria's Secret employees. Regardless, I found them amusing in my dorky way. Check them all out here.

Truly Shocking News: Ricky Martin's A Gay

In today's most truly earth-shattering news, Ricky Martin has stepped out of his boa-draped, glittery closet and admitted he may indeed be a homosexual. My jaw dropped to the floor of course. Never in a million years would I have believed that the rugged, manly man (see picture above) could be gay. I just don't buy it. That and mayonnaise, just don't like the stuff.

(Not Really A Blog)World: Before I Die...

So I stumbled upon this rather fun site with a vast collection of Polaroids of various people in different cities around the world (somehow Atlanta made the list). I spent a little too long seeing how creative/shallow/creallow/or generally boring some people decide to be when asked the question what they want to do with their lives. Feel free to entertain/sleep over here at the site itself.

James McAvoy, Lumberjack

Look! It's James McAvoy (Mr. Tumnus himself) looking like he's just come in from a dirt-free, labor-free lumberjack camp. This is for (one of the) GQ magazines in the world and just so they know, I would do him. This is a fact. Enjoy.

Blog World: Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza

There are times in life when you need a helping hand. Times when the only thing that will help is an infallible source of wisdom and comfort. Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza is here to help. Gaze at the ultimate offerings of our majestic world. Bask in the glory of the grease, Golden Girl and...mountains.

Seriously, this is somewhat awesome. Check it out here.

John Stewart = Hero

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Do you think that when a conservative views this that they, somehow, realize that their fear-mongering and idiotic principles are stark reminders of the past administration that put the country into our current predicament? Or do you think that they realized that there aren't enough Mountain Dews in the refrigerator because there's a black President?

It appears that you cannot look at the news media without mountains of coverage of these inane individuals spouting "socialism" and making rather uninformed statements comparing (with a straight face) Obama to Hitler. What these, often times low-income (the people benefiting the most from the health care bill) individuals fail to realize is that when they become older and are no longer covered by their current employers health plan is that they are very much going to be relying on the government to support their geriatric years. Pair that with McDonald's drive-thru convenience and you are looking at my father in twenty years unable to pay for his coronary problems. I think it would be a poor time to point his political leanings out, but I may not be able to help myself.

Enjoy the video, because apparently Obama is going to control the internet soon (that's what I heard at a teabagging (for Chrissake people) convention).

Telephone: Finally Explained

I, for one, thought the last half of the video was brilliant. I also enjoy Josie and the Pussycats...like....a lot.

UPDATE: So yeah, I'm not kidding. Tara Reid was even watchable. Did you know that if you put glasses on her, she's a museum curator. True story, just ask Uwe Bole

American Religious Map Or: Why I Need To Move

Congratulations everyone, you're a Baptist. Like, for real. All those other colors is so this mother doesn't look racist.

Hardly New, But Neat: Kristin Andreassen

It's cute, leave me alone. Unless you want to tell me that my tastes are indeed infallible. Then, by all means...flatter me until one of us gets bored. (it will probably be me)

Amuses Me. The New Gay Stereotype

If I knew about these people in high school, I could have had a lot more fun.

Ellie Goulding "Starry Eyed" Video

She pleases me. If you haven't picked up her album "lights" do so. It's just fun pop. Pray the people below don't decide to lip sync it. It may not survive.

Gay Men Cannot Lip Sync

Monster by David Fudge at fabulis from fabulis on Vimeo.


Now granted, it's not the atrocity that was the "Teeth" video, but wow this is silly looking. I hope I don't look like this to my neighbors. ::peeks out the blinds:: Ah, who am I kidding? I look worse, it's like a tranny mess version of Metallica when I'm in here.

Blog World: Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber

So apparently there is a small child masquerading as musician these days named Justina Bieber. Also, as it turns out, he definitely looks like a girl. You know who else look like girls? Lesbians. Therefore, some brilliant mind has put together "Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber". Go, frolic amongst the emo hair. Here is where.

Gaga Drives the Pussy Wagon

Yes, I know it's trite and mainstream. I, however, have listened to this song six times today. I also want phone hair, and to murder an entire diner. Then have a Queer Eye host report it on the news. Ahh, relevance.

I still HATE the product placement in her videos. Also, who in Tarantino's camp signed off for her to drive that? They deserve death, or a medal.

I Should Watch Animal Planet

Apparently this droolworthy individual hosts a show or something. I didn't read the details. Quick someone IMDB Dave Salmoni. Let me know how that turns out.

...because you know he was photographed by Durand...and shit.

NEED: Sci Fi Jesus Fish

Like seriously, this is what I want for my birthday. It costs $5 but provides a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. It says so on the website. I think. Go buy it for me here.

Mega Score: Mad Men Barbies

Mattel is issuing a series of Mad Men dolls to help promote season 4 of the mega awesome super neat show on AMC. They need more doll for Kristina Hendrick's super curvy sexiness. Alas, this shall do for the mean time.

Heidi Montag Hates Plastic Things That Aren't In Her Face

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

Tits McGillicuty is back trying her poor little plastic face off to become relevant in society again. I posted this because good lord her boobs! and Ron Howard directed it. That's right. Apollo 13 to Heidi Montag. On this road, he's sure to get a new Oscar in no time.

Blog World: Godzilla Haiku

If there are two Asian things that have been longing to be together again after years of oppression and homophobia, it's Godzilla and Haiku. (Haiku is not a monster, contrary to popular belief)

Check out the rest here. It's a quite new site so there aren't many yet. I look forward to the site growing in the future.

Thanks to Sloan for the tip!

They Killed My Mix

So I received an email today telling me that my post involving my mix has been removed due to a copyright claim from the RIAA. I'm not sure what their huffy-puffy deal is considering it was an act to try to spread the word on several of my favorite artists.

Considering that none of them make music mainstream enough to play on the radio, I'm not 100% on how they expect people to hear about them if word of mouth is not involved. There's no better word of mouth than saying "hey listen to this". But, alas. Someone's record company got their panties in a wad and reported my blog and blogger saw it fit to remove the content.

I wish all the artists continued un-success for dealing with such savory individuals.

Fantastic: Gaga in Wonderland

http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/923215/black20-trailer-park/videos/black20_prt_gaga_in_wonderland_30410.html

You can go there, it's worth it. The site, however, seems to be absolutely confused on what "embed" codes look like. I say its the crack. It could also be Cher.

Oscars 2010

So Avatar didn't win Best Picture or Best Director, so there is indeed a God and he may love us afterall. Kathyrn Bigelow became the first woman to win Best Director for "The Hurt Locker", that film also took home Best Picture.

So congrats to her and such. Christoph Waltz is still the most awesome man of the  year, and he got an award saying such (or it said Best Supporting Actor, details)

Tegan and Sara "Alligator" Video

I now feel compelled to make snow angels in Fruity Pebbles. The very definition of the American dream.

Disney Goes Maury Povich

 

Screenrant has posted a series of "if Disney stars went on Povich", nothing here to make you snort milk out of your nose, but if you're in the mood for a subtle chuckle or two, check it out. The worst thing that could happen is Dumbo gets raped. Click hereish. (for the pictures, not the Dumbo rape)

Need: Sex Font

 

This may get you in trouble at work if letters doing naughty things offends people. And really, who isn't worried about the dire situation of pornographic typography and Sarah Palin's children?

Happy Birthday Aaron the Bond!

Today marks one year since I started bringing the most random ass stuff known to man to your computer screens. In the past year, no one has read this. So thank you 5 or 6 people who check this on a regular basis, your payment is en route.

Aaron is in Love

It's ridiculous yes, but listen to the shirtless sexy thing sing/talk. I just got a dork Australian boner. (yeah, I wish)

BAFTA > Oscars

Proving once again that Britain makes America look like the cheap knockoff that we are, BAFTA has hired artist Tavis Coburn to do a series of neato posters for their Picture of the Year nominees. Check them all out here.

Blog World: Boy + Cats

That's pretty much it. Leave me alone.

Click here to see all the feliney boyey (that's now a word) goodness.

I Want To Play MouseTrap

So everyone and their brother's aunt's lawyer's recording studio producer have been posting this, but I don't care. It is somewhat kind of moderately awesome I and feel the need to celebrate/not ignore this kind of interesting/elaborate frolicking. So sayeth the Lord.

Will Need For Apple Products

So they got around to fully sending the iPad's name to the most literal sense of the word they could think of. Someone buy this man a cookie. Don't spend your time baking it. Baking is for women. I mean, c'mon.

Earthquake Moves Earth...A Smidge

So the 8.8 magnitude quake that devastated Chile may have also had a slightly different effect. It has moved the Earth's "figure axis" 3 inches, resulting in shorter days on Earth by 1.26 milliseconds. I noticed it. I said to myself "Self, today felt milliseconds shorter" so I looked it up. Education is power children, and so are large boobs.