Blog World: Homo Shame

Oh yes, this site is for me. It's like Look at this Fucking Hipster, but for crazy gays. Which is worse because they're going to hell for butt sex. Me, going to hell, you ask? No, I'm going to Beijing.

Check out the site here.

Saddest Book Cover Ever?

Dustin Diamond (who, for some unfathomable reason, is alive) has released the cover to his 'tell-all' memoir "Behind the Bell". 

Checklist for Mr. Diamond's cover:
1. Have a picture of me like I'm going to take over for John Edwards on "Crossing Over"
2. Use old image of the cast of that show I used to be on, what was it called?
3. Make sure that image isn't photoshopped too well. Leave a lot of random color on the outside, yeah. No more.
4. Use said random color to create me a 'headline'. Sexy.

Someone go shoot him and the person who 'put this together'

Feel The Mullet-y Goodness

Dating Montage
Uploaded by smithy00101. - Arts and animation videos.

Oh, if I only could have been one of the lucky ladies. Only if I didn't have a cigarette. Parliaments = fast forward.

Blog World: Accidental Dong

It's an entire site dedicated to how boys see penises in everything. It's like cake/light/building/geographical feature/sign porn. Enjoy.

Check out the link here.

British Guys Put Stuff In Your Pockets!

He should follow me around all day. I'll act unknowing.

Celebrate Quick. Today's National Punctuation Day!

It's almost over, but go write a correctly formatted letter!

In honor of this momentous day, I present you with the following:

!    .    "    '    ,     ;     ?      :    (

This Shoe Is Made Of Sex

Architect Julian Hakes of London has designed this kind of awesome high heel from carbon fiber lined with rubber on the bottom and leather on the top. It's neat...plus 4.

How Rhytmic: 3 Year Old Gets Down To Thriller

I can do that. ::flips hair:: bitch.

Red Dust Storm Covers Sydney, Makes Things Red

A crazy (crazy AWESOME) dust storm covered Sydney (land of sexy accents). People left their houses and took pictures. You can look at them on this thing here.

Mackenzie Phillips Porked Her Dad. Oh Dear.

Mackenzie Phillips, famous for two reasons to me:

1. Being the daughter of John Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas
and more importantly
2. Being the mom on "So Weird" (classy TV, that)

released her memoirs today and spoke of the long term incestuous relationship the two had.

"My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father"

 Great, this totally messes up "I Saw Her Again Last Night" forever for me. 

The Gayest Cartoon Characters Ever!

Out magazine has compiled a list of the gayest cartoon characters ever (seeing as how that's the title of this post, I'd hope that was the case). So, it's kind of like my entire possibility split 9 ways. I want Carmen's hat. It's a sex hat. Check out the list here.

Oh My: "He Wolf" Video

So this amazingly rhythmically challenged boy made a shot for shot remake of Shakira's "She Wolf" video. (the original, if you haven't seen it, is bloody brilliant) I couldn't get through the entire thing, and I bring this discomfort to you the masses, because I care. 

Eek! Evil Disney Princesses

Illustrator Jeffrey Thomas gave several of Disney's princesses the special Walt Disney is an evil racist
dark touch. I thought it worked quite successfully in most cases. Wait til you see Ariel's evil fork arm. Chilling. Check them out here.

My Hero: Inspector Gadget Theme On Beer Bottles

I defy you to find a cooler person that doesn't have my name.
DEEEFFFFYYYYYYYY

He's Back: Alex O'Loughlin

The words "pretty, oh my, give me a minute, ok, and ok give me a few more minutes" come to mind.
This is from a movie, or TV show or something called something and it has people doing stuff in it. Let's just focus people.

It's Been A While: Aaron's Own Stuff

Ok, so for serious, I'm not sure what's up with the colors on these images when I post them. However (verbal comma) this is my final project for my intermediate layout class. We were charged with a poster design that focuses on the positive impact recycling has on climate change. We had to do a grid based (left) and a non-grid based (the other one, moron) layout. So, I went with a clean, simple concept, whose execution was anything but clean and simple. Photoshop is actually a tool of Satan, it's my punishment for being the gay. Anyway, thoughts?

My Face! Boxers Before And After

World Press Pictures has done a piece with photos of boxers before and after their matches. It's like that show The Swan, but in reverse and with fewer fat chicks. Check it out here.

Kanye, Get Off It!

He needed more hugs as a kid. Perhaps he should have watched Beastmaster 2 on basic cable like I did as a child. It worked wonders for me.

"He's in modern times! He doesn't belong there! Look at those ferrets!"

Anyway you can add this image to any website by going here

Why The Hell Not? Japanese Arcade Game

It seems the entire point is to disrupt the dinner party? I disrupted a dinner party one time. Got a hotdog stuck in my...place.

If Videogames Were Realistic

Cracked, one of the best sites ever in the history of ever, has compiled a list of user-submitted 'if videogames were realistic' images.

Enjoy, and shit. Check them out here.

Asian Guy Gets Bored: Builds Giant Papercraft Link

Somebody's a virgin. He's not even unbangable.

Nah, kudos buddy.

Blog World: Animals With Lightsabers

I don't understand why you'd need an explanation. Go check it out here.

Patrick Swayze Dies :(

Patrick Swayze has succumbed to his battle with cancer. Miss Vida Boheme will never really die though, as long as there are young career girls to take her place.

La Roux Is Not Your Toy OK?

I think I know why I like her now. It's like Molly Ringwald and Tilda Swinton had a musica lesbian tryst that resulted in La Roux bursting forth from Tilda's forehead. That's how that works right?

Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain, Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?

I DARE you to not have it stuck in your head. Some band called Fall on your Sword decided to take a dvd extra with Shatner talking about why Kirk was climbing some mountain in some Star Trek thing.

I'll tell you why. To hug the mountain. To feel that mountain.

Also Want: LEGO Cookie Cutter

I would then build the most delicious darth vader statue ever.

Want: This Guy

This is Chris Leabu. He models stuff. Like nudity, preferably.

It's Gonna F WIth Your Hair!

This is so sad. I giggled. Which, by my calculations, makes me pathetic with a remainder of three.

Poor Adorable Puppy

I'm getting to that point in the mornings. I lean to the right, muster my strength and flip for my life. It's all this damn cheese.

I apologize for the blatant adorableosity of this post. Sometimes I let my inner gay run wild.

Oh My: Tengu Egg Masturbators (A Bit NSFW)

Right...just right.

Blog World: There I Fixed It

Ah, the delights of thereIfixedit.com. It's like my childhood all over again. I too once had a part scaffolding part playground part satellite hookup. It was fantastic, until the repo man came.

Check out all the redneckery ghettofied goodness here

Experts In...Stuff Visit Old Volcano, Find Things

A group of scientist, cavers and filmmakers went into the remains of an ancient volcano in Papua New Guinea to find various rare species. Click here to see some pictures from their expedition. It's creepy/fascinating. Similar to the idea of old people having sex.

DJ AM's Death Pays Off: The Final Destination Is Still #1

So it seems that over the holiday weekend, all the cool kids were driving their new automobiles to their nearest cineplex and viewing moving pictures with three dimensional glasses. It's like a time warp, but without the jumps to the left.

Why Not? Jesus Hitches A Dino Ride

Go bid on this on ebay. I want for christmas.

Blog World: People of Walmart

Yes, that's what that is on her hoodie. So you've heard it here first: Hitler condones Walmart. So if you're a Nazi, go ahead. (also applies to white trash and my sister ::glares at joey::)

Check the site out here.

It's Like A Garden, But, Y'know, Sideways

Patrick Blanc is a French Botanist who has installed this massive 8 story garden consisting of more than 12,000 plants onthe Athenaeum hotel in London.

It's pretty sweet, unless you have to water that shit. Check out the whole story here.