Kick Ass: Old School Coke Cans

The Dieline posted up a series of vintage coke cans proving that things were much cooler at some point not now. I mean think about Jesse Jackson, at one point thinking he was cool was a good idea. Check out the rest here.

Late To The Party But Not As Late As He'll Be

Billy Mays (OxyClean...other various shit products) died Sunday at the age of 50. No way was he letting Michael Jackson get all his tv time. He was found with one of his Gophers up his ass. I think, wait...no. That was me last weekend. My mistake.

Let's Go To Church: Gay 'Exorcism'

Sorry for the intermittent blogging folks, been a bit busy these past few days. Tonight we look at one of the several reasons Aaron is questioning the work of Christians. Just watch, no words needed. Except: Lemon Sherbet.

Day Glo, Don't Ya Know: Harder Video

Patrick Wolf "Hard Times" Video from biz3 publicity on Vimeo.

Patrick Wolf is one silly man. I think you can tell he's been hanging out with Tilda Swinton. Look at that hair.

Every Princess I Know Will Love These Treasures

Almost as much as she loves her some Vicodin. Heh heh heh. That man giggles after each sentence he utters. It's the princess in him. Also his dildo. This was over at OMG, and I couldn't resist posting here.

To Help You Decide Where Your Next Ink Should Be

Here's a handy dandy chart. It's like a handy dandy notebook, but less children's show actor suicide.

Call Me Old Fashioned

but isn't she about to blow it. I mean, I know I'm gay and all, but I think oral sex works the same.

Sad Times Yet Again

Unless you yourself have died, or you're a Mormon, you know that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett both died today at 50 and 62 respectively. Condolences yet again to the families. Gah people, stay alive.

Thankfully!: The Kush

I mean, if my moobs get any bigger I'm going to have to own. I don't want to be one of the 'millions' who suffer from this terrible terrible syndrome. Not being able to just sleep on your back is an epidemic.

Sad: Ed McMahon Dies

Ed McMahon has died at the age of 86. He seems to have had bone cancer and a various assortment of other diseases. One imagines they were not hooker related. Either way, condolences to his family.

Lily Allen: Fuck You Video

Huzzah, my personal favorite is the Mr. Ed bits. I'm glad he's still working. I thought he was totally glue.

Johnny Depp As The Mad Hatter: Should We Maybe Worry?

Here's Mr. Depp's first official photo from Burton's Alice in Wonderland flick. It kinda looks like Carrot Top and Frodo had a gay lovechild in the middle of a rainbow explosion.

For Some Reason...

the new issue of Entertainment Weekly is beckoning to me. I can't figure out why to save my life though.

Disco Doctors: Lioness Video

Check it. Now we know what Metropolis would have looked like with a black chick. True story: black people first entered the world in 1975.

After The Happily Ever After

Photographer Dina Goldstein has put together this brilliant range of photos of princesses in everyday life situations. (well Jasmine by middle east standards) I think I would have Aladdin getting penile enlargement. Definitely. Read the article over at JPG Magazine here

New Faux St. Vincent Article

I'm sitting here tres bored so I threw this together. Enjoy, chew, write to us about how much better our gum is. The interview was taken from a super old Torture Garden article. Check out that site here *Note* This also marks my first InDesign project. I need a cookie.

Haha...Gross

It's just how he likes them. Think how often they rotated those kids out, it was worse than Menudo.

How Progressive! DOJ Upholds DOMA

The Department of Justice issued a brief defending the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought this administration was supposed to be the opposite of W. Comparing gay marriage to that of an "uncle and niece"? That's classy.

Nintendo Says: Cheat

Nintendo has now announced that Super Mario Brothers Wii will feature an autoplay system to help you get around the "frustrating" parts of the game. I hear Jesus is pissed because he definitely didn't get one of those during that crucifixion bit. What say you about this (yet another) blasphemy from the grand daddy of gaming?

Good God Awful: Wolf Productions

I was stumbling across the vast interweb after I stubbed my toe and I found this...well, this 'movie' company in Utah called Wolf Productions. You have to go download the "trailer" (I use this term lightly seeing as how it's 10 minutes long) for "Shikito". You watch it and tell me it's not the next Lord of the Rings. I dare you. In fact, I double Legolas dare you. Check it out here.

St. Vincent Live!

Sorry for the lack of posts here. Things have been a bit unbloglike. Saturday I got the amazing treat of seeing St. Vincent in Athens. She is a godlike creature that one. You should go see her and give her lots of candy

More (Possible) Buffy Blasphemy

Hollywood makes me want to crawl into a cave full of Albino dwarves. It seems that executives are eying Megan Fox (yes, that Transformers whore actress) to take over the role of Buffy Summers in the newly announced reboot of Joss Whedon's series. (just without the Whedon part). We can pray that either she gets mouth herpes or this just doesn't happen. One of the two. That sounds fair.

Blog World: Cats That Look Like Hitler

From the looks of the amount of posts, it seems that Cats That Look Like Hitler has been around a while. I just heard about it recently so it's new. Stop arguing you ignorant whore. Check out all the Kitlers here. I'd grow a Hitler 'stache if I could grow facial hair.
Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

World of Warcraft Mountain Dew, Because Why Not?

Mountain Dew (oh I'm sorry Mtn Dew....ugh) has released two new flavors inspired by/connected with/why is this related World of Warcraft. The Horde's drink is orange, the Alliance blue. That's mostly cause the Lord said it to be so. True story. Official site here

Holy Futurama! New Futurama!

So come this time next year, you (and your homeless buddy) will be able to watch all new episodes of Futurama. That's right. They're bringing that one back too. Comedy Central is picking up the cult favorite (for which the last episode was seven years ago) for a 20 something episode new season. It looks like all the old writers and voice talent will be around as well. This makes me...ponder ::ponder dances::

Is It Possible For Mickey Rourke To Look Not Terrifying?

I just checked with my sources around the globe and they say "No, absolutely not". It seems there is an entire Swedish research department working on that problem as we speak. They have yet to find him not in an "Oh shit that guy has mashed potatoes for a face" state.

As an aside, this photo is from Iron Man 2, where dearest Mashed Potato plays Whiplash. Quite.

What The Farking Fark? Stupid White People

It seems that an 88 year old (A flipping depends wearer) white supremacist, (who shall remain nameless in my writing seeing as how any attention paid to his name only seems to make him 'important') shot and killed a security guard in the National Holocaust Museum this afternoon. Condolences to the family of the guard. We can all only hope that the culprit gets to spend the next/last years of his life getting ass raped by at least seven black men.

Why I Need Photography Lessons...Or A Good Camera

It's cause Jesus really wants me to do some light graffiti. He came to me in a dream and told me so. He also told me to invest in Gold Bond Medicated Powder. We shall see how your stock advice pays off Crucified One. Check out The Design Magazine's list here

So Many Things Wrong In The World

So, when did being a runner up on an overrated talent show become enough to earn the cover of Rolling Stone? Sources say....yesterday. Adam Lambert (all the intelligent readers will go "who?") is gracing the cover of the latest RS, where he (shocker) comes out of the closet. Seriously, there were retarded camels in Afghanistan who knew that. I checked.

I Would Have Bought It...Twice

I mean, I've never understood the problem with a little pee here and there. It's how I spice my Cajun chicken. Also my mashed potatoes. And my sex life.

I Want One!: Turbo Heather

Because I can do the exact same thing in a green hoopskirt. Like minds should stick together. If I only had a turbo button, or a job.

No Doubt Live!

This past Friday I was treated to one of the best shows I've seen. No Doubt puts on one helluva fun time. I finally got to see my real mother on stage. It was nice. In other news, farts make rainbows.

David Carradine Dies In Unfortunate, Weird Way

This is slightly old but gets weirder and weirder. David Carradine (aka Bill) was found dead in Bangkok on the third. He was nude, hanging from a rope in his closet with his genitals also tied. Thai police are claiming it was an accident, BBC reported suicide and now Carradine's manager is reporting that his hands were also tied and that foul play is suspected. What the bloody fucking fuck? Condolences to David's family.

Too Delightful: Betty Bowers Explains Marriag

I don't know who she is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, she's going on my tires.

Oh you see what I did there? I made a gay movie joke with a gay marriage post. I'm such a princess. help me

I Need!: Cassette Tape Wallets

Gah, is there a more bitchin' way to pull out my wallet with all 42 cents in than this? I can't think of any or a reason why I don't have one. Oh yes, perhaps it's cause it costs my 42 cents times 100. Slight deterrent. Check out the product site here

Creepy Couch Cat

I love alliteration. I find it to be a fascinating fountain of fabulous fantastic fun. This crazy cat chooses to climb inside the couch. I'm going to go shoot myself now.

The Most Amazingly Pointless Thing Ever

If you've ever thought "Oi, I wonder what a website entitled Explosions and Boobs has to over" you probably need an oil change. If you're thinking "Oi, I'd like to see explosions AND boobs on a overly simplistic page that takes me to more of the same if I click it" then check it out! Here of course

New Regina Spektor! 'Dance Anthem of the 80s'

Dance Anthem of the 80s


I haven't been too terribly impressed with the other stuff I've heard off the new album. This track, however, has quirky old school Spektor written all over it. I thought people got more weird when they were coked out. WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING SUIT REGINA?! Enjoy.

Not A Video Game! New Yorker Cover Painted On Iphone

I can't get my scribbles right. I keep trying to draw my penis, but it turns out too big. Woe.

'The Beatles Rock Band' Trailer!

Video Games - E3 2009 - Video Game Trailers

I just wet myself. I even bought diapers in case this kind of thing happened. I forgot them. The game looks brilliant and we get a taste of all the wonderful goodness singing Beatles songs in your house can bring. Also, you can apparently have two singers at once, which is just hella neat. Perhaps as an expansion you'll get the Yoko screeching like a dying bird track pack.

'Star Wars: The Old Republic' Cinematic Trailer

Video Games - E3 2009 - Video Game Trailers

Because Bioware is proving on a regular basis that George Lucas should leave his grubby little fingers out of that galaxy from far away. That or he should get hit by a semi. A semi full of Ewoks.

E3 Begins! Dragon Age Origins Interview

Video Game - E3 2009 - PlayStation 3

I'm terribly sorry for you guys that read and aren't into videogames. The Electronic Entertainment Expo starts today and there is going to be near a week full of the latest video game news that I feel matters. I will definitely be sporting some other stuff in here though.

Dragon Age is Bioware's newest/oldest game that's coming out this fall. It's going to have to satiate me until The Old Republic comes out. Or until I get a life.