The new Mix: Et Tu Jose?

Here you go my lovely loves! If you're not on my tumblr fix that: aaronthebond.tumblr.com

here's the mix:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ufycouxbh4xy1ds/Et Tu Jose?.zip

Dandy Lion: the new mix

I wanted to make sure the new mix gets shared here as well as over on the new tumblr: aaronthebond.tumblr.com

Go download the music-y goodness here!
http://www.mediafire.com/?rarzwa8jdumxb4t

The Moving has Begun

So I've been here on the lovely blogger for around 2 years now. (ZOMG it's been 2.5!)

Regardless, I believe that i have made the rather wrenching decision to shift focus from here over to my sister tumblr. Overall, it's just much simpler and I am a lot more free to do completely random nonsense over there. That pleases me greatly.

So, if you'd like to keep up with what I'm looking at all the time, follow me over on aaronthebond.tumblr.com (there's more random, more nudity, more awesome).

Also keep an eye out here, I may change my mind and return periodically.

Much love

Aaron

THE LEGEND OF KORRA!!!!! AROEIROIEUOIEAHH!

I AM SO HAPPY NOW I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS. IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ELSE. SPLOOGE SPLOOGE TAKES A NAP!

Noot D'Noot Teaches you Feelings

Yeah, I appreciate them. So did Jesus before he, ya know, went to Burger King and got lost so long ago.

Marvel Minimalist Posters = Win

Spider man spider man does that shit that a spider does. Climbs up buildings and wears some tights. Look out! dannnahhhddunn dun bump

Precisely how it goes.

check them out here

Google Celebrates Lucy

Head over to Google today for a fun widget that plays classic I Love Lucy clips in honor of Lucille Ball's 100th birthday. Memories ::Wayne's World flashback dance::

Henry Cavill: Swoon, Buckle and Repeat

I was gonna post the new pics of him as Superman. I was less impressed by his prettiness in those, so here you go. You're welcome society. you're welcome.

Catwoman: Meow, Vroom

Here's our first shot of Anne Hathaway as good ol' Selena Kyle. It looks like Anne Hathaway...with some goggles. And... Batman's bicycle? I'm...ok with this I suppose.

Liza Minnelli, Now With Flipped Birds

Number one: When did she start looking like this again?
Number two: I've looked these shots over thoroughly. The shopping is either amazingly well done or very minimal.

Number three: I'm confused.

Regardless, I kinda appreciate these a bit. That makes me gayer than ever.

British Boys Explore Walmart

That was the most amazingly succinct title ever.

So I don't have anything else to say really.

Skoppende doopity doooeee

I decided to practice my scat.

Not that kind. Pervert.

It's Just Pretty Ok?

I don't have time for you to judge me.

Homo Geekgasm?

Lady Gaga? check
Dorky people? check
Boys in costumes? check

Yes. It works.

You're Smiling Aren't You?

1. I totally have a crush on the mustachioed DQ guy.
2. I totally remember her, not from her Olympic glory...but from Rite Aid commercials.
3. I like piñatas.

That is all.

(Not As) Random Hot: Alex O'Loughlin

Since I've posted about him like 3467 times, it's not really random anymore. But he's pretty. And has an accent. My Christmas list has been made

It....Gets.....Betahhhhrrrr

We never knew about the Wizard Cancer Snape! We never knew! :sobs:

That Awkward Moment When...

Voldemort just feels like showing you how important you really are.

That's Asian Art!

Oh Tori Spelling. You and your homo hoarding reminds me of Noah and the Ark. It's your dedication to God that did it.

Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Racism is Indeed Bad

Nintendo and witty/slightly prejudiced people on Facebook have taught us a lesson. Zuckerberg be praised.

BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

MEN's New Video Confuses Me

That pretty much sums it up. I do, however, adore the song. So enjoy.

Oh Tilda

The newest issue of W magazine has Tilda Swinton (aka Jesus with a vadge) flaunting all of her amazing weirdness and making Lady Gaga look like the elementary student she is.

Check out all the oddball goodness here.

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Jared Does This For Me Sometimes

It's very sweet.

We Are Doing Well

Just imagine how much better it will get soon! We won't need to waste letters for things like 'sober', we can just go sbr and I'm will sure as shit not have an apostrophe in it when we are done.

Soldiers Sing-Along With Britney

So it's not amazingly entertaining...but they're rather pretty

and it goes all full-blown porno at 1:25, and I appreciate. but I never told you that.

Shh.

Jesus Was A Kind Fellow

That's a dedication to a flock if I've ever seen one.

Must Have: Sloth

Seriously. I have to have a sloth hug. RIGHT NOW. Someone fly to, y'know, wherever these things are and get me a hug.

Now.

New Sherlock Holmes Posters

Eh, I mean, they work I suppose. I would just have hoped for something a bit more...interesting. Noomi Rapace is there though! That helps me cope. That and considering how Law still looks bangable with a child molester 'stache.

The Only Word I Saw

For a long time was whore. Well played eyes, well played.

Ignorance is Bliss

Oh Yes. They Did.

I want to meet the people behind this and touch their balls of steel. I do indeed.

FINALLY! The New Mix Click Click is Here

It's here! It's here! It's finally here! It's been done for almost 2 months now, and I'm FINALLY getting around to loading it up. The two of you interested will thank me!

It's here.

Christina Strikes Again

Oh, topical humor. I'm so on top of things....that happened in February.

Agreed. Gorramn Vegans.

I don't wanna be a hater, but think about it. Hispanic people aren't *quite* as important as bees, but they still deserve some kind of nominal "oh don't squish that spider it IS living" respect.

Unless you live here in Georgia or Arizona. Then, not so much apparently.

I'm On A Grid System

Because that's how life works you guys. Grids, circles and cloth tears.

How My Family Played

No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't like that.

We were too poor to afford a leaf blower.

Where Children Sleep

James Mollison created this stirring project on children's rights utilizing various children from around the world and the bedroom's they call their own. Some pretty heavy and gorgeous stuff.

This post is for you, Emily.

Check out the rest here

Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Just 'Cause: Acapella Matrix

In case you had ever watched The Matrix and said "I wonder what this would sound like with one guy making all the noise".

I had, and now my prayers/drunken musings have been answered.

Thank the lord/wine.

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Pray They Aren't A Rapist

No, this is stupid cute. I want to go meet a hand on wall stranger now.

Music Dump Pt 2: Husky Rescue

So this is quite possibly my favorite new song in a few months. It feels so very mid 90's and it brings back waves of nostalgia for me. These consist mostly of Spice Girls posters and sneak masturbating to BSB videos. Ah, the life of a young homo.

On an unrelated note, I want this hedgehog outfit thing she works.

Music Dump Pt 1: Esben and the Witch

I know it's a few months old, but here's a delightfully bloody and bruised video for "Marching Song" from Esben and the Witch's debut album. You should grab it. It's good. Like 4th of July hot dog good.

Will Have: Steampunk Wedding Cake

So if the man and I can ever get married, I'm going to have a steampunk cake much like this one. However, instead of gears, I think I'll have mechanical balls all over it. Simply to hammer home the homo thing, in case the two guys at the altar didn't clue folks in.

New Dream House?

Number one: it's pretty as balls (and those are pretty)
Number two: It's in Australia. (the land of sex and accents)
Number three: It's VERY pretty.

Check out the rest all here like.

To Watch List: Brave

Yes, it looks awesome. I do, however, have a question. Why is it every time there's a movie in Scotland it *has* to have the word Brave in it?

Ponder it.

Take That Commies

So this is what happens when you build Communist statues...

Superman and what appears to be Santa Claus and Ronald McDonald tear that bitch up.

You see that look the Man of Steel is giving Ronald? That's right: It's envy.

The Good Just Doesn't Stop

That's right: A MST3K headboard.

Now Servo and Crow can make snide witty comments about your sexual performance and nocturnal flatulence patterns.

Win.

Best. Acting. Ever.

Colin Firth, we need that bloody Oscar back. Things were obviously rigged for this gentleman not to win.

On a secondary note, how helpful is it that we learn Spanish during?

The answer: Very.

You Guys Probably Haven't Noticed...

but I've been on a bit of a hiatus. There's just something (the aliens) not telling me to blog. It had gotten to the point where it felt like a job and not the amazing fun times it used to be. Also, it seems I've found myself out of things to say rather often. So, my hiatus will continue until I feel like I can actually put out something that my friends will find interesting/amusing and not this lazy crap I've been providing.

This is How It Happens?

Jesus is coming back as a cannibalistic toddler girl.

Sweet. That's exactly how I pictured it. Beau Dieu my ass France.

End of the World Post One

So far, I'm not dead. In fact, I'm quite the opposite.

Sings:

"I....I feel so alive....for the very first time....blah blah blah blah....christian band with dreads!"

Mayhap the world *is* ending.

Exactly What It Will Be Like

I predicted it here first, a whole 3 days before the world ends. That's what they call.....unimpressive future detection abilities.

Word.

The Gaga Lineup

Number 7 stole a loaded grocery cart of potatoes from Piggly Wiggly. Then used them to make a dress.

A Lesson For You Homos (Me)

That is all.

Thanks to the awesomeness that is B.

Oh Me and Fefe, We Like This ::Crosses Fingers::

Yes, I know that some of you don't approve of my Dobson obsession, to you I say listen to this and not find it catchy and awesome sauce. I dare you to the power of infinity duck.

Talented? Mayhap

I mean, yes, you can play three instruments rather well and simultaneously....but how bad did your math grades suffer?

I kid I kid. This is relatively bad ass.

Because Nothing is Gayer Than A Man in A Jock

Well, where to begin? This judge ^ decided to go on this most...gay....gay rant ever. He presided over a pedophile case (ew) and insisted the man couldn't just be a perv, he *had* to be. As....gay as a sweet smelling jockstrap.

For realsies.

Read the rest here.

Thanks to NaCisco

Skewing Via Verbatim

Ah, sometimes they deliver. Like Domino's. I want pizza.

Speaking of Size

Here's a series of fun artsy things done by a person who is apparently French because the website is either in French or I have taken ecstasy. It's a weird side effect, I know but....Je ne donne pas une merde.

Check out the rest here

Could be Disheartening

Well, except for me of course. There's a "well done" measurement at the end you see....

Eh oh, dick jokes. That's what I'm doing. I gotta go to bed.

Roll a D-6 Roll a D-6

This would probably be funnier if I was up on popular music. I believe I heard this song once at a birthday party and had to have what a G6 was explained to me.

Good times.

Yeah, He Plays A Gay...

but actress? C'mon now. That's just mean. He has a beard!

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

The Original Charlie Bucket: Right

Fuh real?

Fuh real.

Time is a fickle bitch, much like fate.

Gaga's "Judas": Don't Watch if You Have to Pee

It's *almost* a return to form for dear little Gaga after the train wreck that was Born This Way. We can all rest assured that she is not birthing an entire nation of "retarded" Madonna babies.

Yay us!

Epic: Harry Potter = rettoP yrraH :cipE

Aaron wants to see even more now. It's like...a curse. Ohhhh a magic joke. God I'm brilliant, why have I not been on SNL yet?

Oh yes, the moobs.

It's a Yay America Kind of Night

So it looks like Osama bin Laden is what the Russians call dead. That's pretty neat. That's why we elected a black guy. They're good at minority on minority violence.

That's really wrong to say. They're good at killing white people too.

Aye-oh!

Just kidding, black people aren't really "good" at anything.


No, for real.

Neither am I.

Presidential Gold

If all of his speeches were like this, I think I'd remember why I voted for him. Obviously, if all speeches were this dire, it would get to be a drag though.

Aaron Has A Crush On...

on a documentarian with a handlebar moustache.

That's just how it is ok.

Jessie J "Nobody's Perfect"

British Paul gave me the scoop on her forever ago, but for some reason she never really clicked until recently. This song pleases me, as does Alice in Wonderland, even if it has been done to literal death. ::literal death scene::

This is A Big Jellyfish

This is the Lion's Mane jellyfish. It is one of the oldest species on Earth, believed to have been around back when good old Theodore Rex was roaming around battling Mexicans.

Check them out, they're gorgeous/terrifying.